ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny:

White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks

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growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

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underlays:

it’s funny because even white girls make fun of white girls

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wolthyme:

notthedroidyouarelookingfor:

LOTR extras
”He proceeded to sort of talk about some very clandestine part of WW2…
He seemed to have expert knowledge of exactly the sort of noise that they make so I just sort of didn’t push the subject any further, I just said ”Well you obviously know what to do, Christopher, so I’m sure you’ll do it great” and he did.”

#i’m not saying christopher lee has killed a man but i think we all know christopher lee has killed a man

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fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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stab-tier:

do you ever see old people and ask their name and think “wow that’s a good name for an old person” and then wonder how they lived life as a young person with an old person name

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